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Blood Pressure: 188/93

adenosinetriesphosphate:

emergencyroomgays:

On the floor:

In the Emergency Department:

Lol accurate. But lately I can’t get in a huff unless it’s over 200 systolic.

retrotrash:

CAN I SCREAM THIS FROM THE ROOFTOPS

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave me fluffy jellybeans."

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave me fluffy jellybeans."

curlycarrotcake:

Sweet god, this looks perfect…

curlycarrotcake:

Sweet god, this looks perfect…

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs

mannurse:

miculobultra:

bunbohuehuehue:

lmao dont text n drive pls

And that’s what you get.


This should be the law.

mannurse:

miculobultra:

bunbohuehuehue:

lmao dont text n drive pls

And that’s what you get.

This should be the law.

unf-hans:

baelor:

bad lip reading

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motherfucka you gay

CRYING

collegehumor:

Cannot wait for the Mrs. Doubtfire sequel! But, there are still 8 Things That Bother Us About The Original

collegehumor:

Cannot wait for the Mrs. Doubtfire sequel! But, there are still 8 Things That Bother Us About The Original