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nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

bryonasaurusrex:

I haven’t seen JL nudes and that means I’m following the right people.

tyleroakley:

why are you closed why why tell us the reason

tyleroakley:

why are you closed why why tell us the reason

  • Benvolio:

    In love?

  • Romeo:

    Out.

  • Benvolio:

    Of love?

  • Romeo:

    Out of her favor where I am in love.

  • Benvolio:

    *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*

Entitled
  • Me:

    This older generation pisses me off so much

  • Therapist:

    Why?

  • Me:

    Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.

  • Therapist:

    And?

  • Me:

    And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers

  • Therapist:

    Touche

meanplastic:

me in 70 years

meanplastic:

me in 70 years

blackjackmothafucka:

This is the devil’s favorite post

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

latinorebels:

No explanation needed.

latinorebels:

No explanation needed.

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

imaginemarvelandmore:

pink-c0ffee:

psychedelic-noodles:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD

Real Heroes…Real niggas…Real MVP

Never not gonna reblog this

theclearlydope:

To all of the “sick” people in my office today.
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theclearlydope:

To all of the “sick” people in my office today.

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